Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Drunken Elf Dazzles Shoppers With Midnight Joyride

Breaking: A rogue elf on an epic eggnog bender has escaped from the North Pole with a pouch of Santa's magic pixie dust! Investigators have tracked the elf as far as Zazzle HQ where, at approximately midnight pacific standard time, this morning, the drunken toymaker commandeered a shopping cart and sprinkled it with a pinch of the stolen pixie dust to make it fly. For more than an hour, shoppers in thousands of Zazzle shops witnessed the elf's wild ride through aisles of shirts, playing cards, skateboards, drinkware and hundreds of other home, office and gift items before the inebriated elf did what has been described as a truly awesome loop-de-loop, fell out and then scurried off shouting, "Keep my sleigh warm, kiddies, I'll be back! Woo hoo!"

This is great news for you! Until the magic in that pixie dust wears off, you can harness its power to magically get 40% off all shirts in my Zazzle shops! And 40% off prints & cards! AND 15% off everything else! All you have to know is the magic word & how to use it! And thanks to all those witnesses, we have it for you!

All you have to do is enter the code 12DAILYDEAL1 at checkout! But hurry! Santa's flying sleigh magic only lasts 24hrs and the clock is already ticking! It's set to wear off at 11:59pm PST, tonight!

You can try it out in any of my shops:

Melhi Ink - My primary shop. Liberal politics, Peace, green living, lgbt, humor/snark, anti-Valentine, pro-divorce, etc.

GearCandy - Image driven designs. Patterns, photos, drawings, etc. Looking for my popular lines of Ninja or Mayan Calendar items? This is the shop you'll find them in!

GlibWare - Word/writing driven designs. Slogans, signs, sayings -- plus a couple of old school travel games.

Heirloom Salon - Vintage treasures and antique book illustrations brought to life again for modern day enjoyment.

The Bone Garden - Skulls, skulls and more skulls.

GrimDandy - The lighter side of Halloween - cute monsters, pumpkins, bats and our trademark character, Grim Dandy, himself, in his fancy stovepipe hat. (A few items say Trick or Treat or Happy Halloween on them, but most do not and can be used/worn year round.)

Crenshaw Bros. Alternative Mortuary Solutions - our hilarious line of Mortuary advertising/marketing humor. (examples: Buy a Happy Cadaver kids meal (with free gummi worms!) in the funeral parlour concession stand, Ask about premium scented embalming fluids in lavender, vanilla or new car. Book Crenshaw the Clown to turn your loved one's funeral into a circus!)

Rapture Rejects - Fun gear for all of us sinners who keep getting left behind every time the righteous have a rapture and whose faces don't get eaten off in the zombie apocalypse and who find out that the Mayan doomsday wasn't the end of the world, after all. (There's literally something for everyone in this shop. Heh.)

And if I don't have what you're looking for, I'm sure one of the other fine designers at Zazzle does!

Happy shopping!

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