Thanks to Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney ushering in the age of the do-over, you're not unemployed or still toting that barge because you can't afford to retire at your advanced age. You didn't get fired or laid off. You don't have to work to continue collecting your paycheck. And if you do work - you can't be held responsible for anything you might do wrong or not do fast enough or even any laws you might break. No! You're now highly paid for doing squat and not responsible for jack! You're Retroactively Retired! Isn't that awesome?
Retroactively Retired T-shirt